Outtakes of History....

Last revision 10 Oct 2007

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The following paragraphs allegedly originate from actual essays written by high school history students.. Click on the lines below to expand. Warning, do not drink hot liquids while reading these pages......

The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. ...

. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.....

 

 Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history....

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long....

 

  Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg

Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

 

 Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays.

 Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic.

 

  Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained.

Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years.

 

 . Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence.

 Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands.

 

 

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