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... #Proof of
Creation #In the beginning there was
the computer. %>Let
there be light! And God said #Enter user ID %>God #Enter password. %>Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Omnipotent #Password
incorrect. Try again. %>Technocrat #And God logged
on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %>Let
there be light! #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %>Create
light #Done %>Run
heaven and earth #And God created Day and
Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged
off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday March 1. #And
God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. %>Let
there be firmament in the midst of water and light #Unrecognizable command. Try again,. %>Create firmament #Done. %>Run
firmament #And God
divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And
God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2. #And
God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. %>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and #Too many characters in
specification string. Try again. %>Create
dry_land #Done. %>Run firmament #And God divided the waters.
And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at
12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. #And God logged on at
12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. %>Create
lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night #Unspecified type. Try again. %>Create
sun_moon_stars #Done %>Run sun moon stars #And God divided the waters.
And God saw there were 0 errors. #And
God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. #And
God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. %>Create
fish #Done %>Create
fowl #Done %>Run
fish, fowl #And God created the great sea monsters and every living
creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every
winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And
God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday,
March 6. %>Create cattle #Done %>Create
creepy_things #Done %>NOW
let us make man in our image #Unspecified type. Try again_ %>Create man #Done %>Be
fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl
of the air and over every living thing that creepeth
upon the earth #Too many command operands_ Try again. %>Run
multiplication #Execution
terminated. 6 errors. %>Insert breath #Done %>Run
multiplication #Execution
terminated. 5 errors. %>Move man to Garden of Eden #File Garden of Eden does not
exist. %>Create Garden.edn #Done %>Move man to Garden.edn #Done %>Run
multiplication #Execution
terminated. 4 errors. %>Copy
woman from man #Done %>Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 2 errors. %>Create desire #Done %>Run
multiplication #And God saw man and woman
being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #warning:
NO time limit on this run. 1 errors. %>Create freewill #Done %>Run
freewill #And God saw man and woman
being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. %>Undo
desire #Desire cannot be undone once
freewill is created. %>Destroy freewill #Freewill is an inaccessible
file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel,
or ask for help. %>Help #Desire cannot be undone once
freewill is created. #Freewill is an inaccessible
file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel,
or ask for help. %>Create tree_of_knowledge #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn #warning: No time
limit on this run. 1 errors. ' %>Create
good, evil #Done %>Activate
evil #And God saw he had created
shame. #warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors. %>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman #Search
failed. %>Delete shame #Shame cannot be deleted once
evil has been activated. %>Destroy
freewill #Freewill is an inaccessible
file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel,
or ask for help. %>stop #Unrecognizable command.
Try again %>Break %>Break %>Break #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. %>Create new world #You
have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new
ones can be created. %>Destroyearth #Destroy earth: Please
confirm. %>Destroy
earth confirmed #COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. #And
God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6. |
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